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1. Fuck off
2. Who even uses that?
3. Do vegans really care about people saying « bacon »?
Goin HAM trying to take my bread, trying to take a slice out my cheese. Counting lettuce, let’s get this BLT.
Book burning is picking up pace.
what are they gonna do, stop us?
Mofos need to stop getting offended over every goddamn thing. Next thing you know my neighbors are gonna be all offended by me taking a shit in the morning. Like, sorrrry for relieving myself, your sink was right there. Fuckin hell man
Why not just ban all the meat in the world just to avoid offending vegans?
Sips tea. That would be unconstitutional and couldn’t happen in the United States. *sips tea and shrugs*
But terms like “Bringing home the Asparagus” offends meat eater like me.
Unless said asparagus was wrapped in bacon.
How would one ban a phrase!
>Being vegan could be banned to avoid offending any decent human being
“The independent” my ass
Not a crusade But another Fucking Exctinction event
Killing animals is more offensive than any phrase. Let’s talk about things that actually matter, please.
So, if you say to your vegan gf “beat my meat” she could be offended? What a hoe
I’m a vegan and i have only one thing to say:
It’s time for a fucking crusade!
you’re only thinking of this now !?!?!
Alright, let me get my sword and armor
How about they stop drinking water since it clearly offends the fish
but don’t at all mind the carnivores though, not to speak of white straight cis caucasian males
It was time for a crusade 2 years ago. I cant round up troops.
What if “Let’s get this bread” was created by vegans for this very reason?
It’s OK to be offended
I love it when the right wing make up nonsense to infuriate themselves.
Breathing should be banned to avoid offending anaerobic organisms.
Its not the vegans theyre hoping not to offend, but rather a different minority group that gets all “pew pew kaboom” when theyre offended.
Could be banned from where? This is some serious 1984 double-speak nonsense
To be vegan you must be hella ambitious and I respect vegans that also don’t treat nonvegans like shit
I thought murica was about bacon
Meanwhile in England
Bring home the celery
I’m vegetarian, and I don’t get offended by hearing the word “bacon.” Fuck off Independent, you’re makin us look like whining babies >:(
Why don’t we just turn the vegans into bacon? That way they don’t have to worry about us killing animals AND we know that they’re grass fed!
(I don’t have anything against vegans) 😂
Do they not find it ironic that saying something like bringing home the broccoli could offend meat eaters? Not that any of us are that fucking sensitive to begin with, but their lack of consideration for anyone else is just sad. I get mad when people are hypocrites is all.
F**k Free speech, amiright!?
Legit. If it were something about offending Muslims I’d be fine with it… but come on, offensive to YOUR food choice? Jeez
This is a really good idea. You should go to prison for saying phrases like that.
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